We had an afternoon full of laughter; it was wonderful! I took my children, along with my mother, to Barnes and Noble for a scavenger hunt.
Our favorite thing was visiting the joke books. In fact, we enjoyed it so much, we purchased joke books for Titus and my dad. We figured they needed a good laugh.
I wanted to share with you each of the jokes we all chose.
From Gabriel: What side of the killer shark should you stay away from?
(The inside)
From Ariel: When do you go on red and stop on green?
(When you're eating a watermelon)
From my mom: What do you get when you cross a cat with a porcupine?
(An animal that goes meowch every time it licks itself)
And lastly from me: Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Allison
Allison who?
Allison to you after you listen to me.
(Next time my kids aren't listening I'm so going to use this!)
And just for fun a few more from the book we found.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
(a milk dud)
What do you get when you cross a parakeet with a lawn mower?
(shredded tweet)
What do you call a very popular perfume?
(a best smeller)
Did you just pick your nose?
No. I've had it since I was born.
What did one math book say to the other math book?
I've got a lot of problems.
"A cheerful disposition is good for your health; gloom and doom leave you bone-tired." Proverbs 17:22
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